| When Dustin Brookshire (also known on the drag-circuit as Dusty Rose) asked me if I wanted in on this gig he was calling Limp Wrist Magazine, I was reclused in New York City writing a future best-selling novel (ca. 2011) who hadn't seen the light of day in months (this is entirely true, as I only go out at night). So I was like: MM: sure what do you want me to do. DB: i dunno, art or something MM: right on man A few weeks later Dustin asked me: DB: do you want to design the website as well? MM: sure what do you want me to do? DB: i dunno, something artistic It's no secret, I am a Paralegal Degree program drop-out. "A computer, design a website, what's that? Hun? Is Taco Bell open at 3am? Look! A South Park marathon!" Now grant it I have an IQ that matches that of say, a snow pea, but I was sitting on the Uptown 1 train with a gallon of milk and snow peas(!) when I had my Biggest Loser moment "I can do this!" In order to do this I had to have complete seclusion. No more razzle-dazzle of Manhattan. I had to go where no homo should ever return to once leaving ... Ohio. So I packed my suitcases and hat boxes, left Manhattan, and returned to where I once lived. Here I found inspiration to get-in-touch-with my inner website-build-eee and give birth to issue 1.0 of Limp Wrist Magazine. Please go easy on me, I'm a virgin at this. PS: you can hire me to design your website. Cheerio. |
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| Untitled, San Francisco, 2007, Montgomery Maxton |
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| Montgomery Maxton |